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08-10-2009, 11:05 PM
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| Senior Member  Joined: Mar 2009 From: Kuna Posts: 1,968
I Ride: on sidewalks if needed. | You might be a stunter...
I saw this on another forum and thought it was funny...enjoy  You might be a stunter if.... After a crash the first thing you ask is" did someone get that on tape". Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility. You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs. Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there. You have codenames for your spots. You would rather ride then get laid You have a million parts bikes but only one bike that barley runs You live by 3 letters, F.T.P. Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked A truck has to follow you "just in case" You have a ticket collection you are proud to display Your idea of a new tire is one that dosent have cords showing people always love to check out the "drag bike" you have in your truck all there is too eat is raman noddles but with ur last 20 bucks u buy a motorcycle part/gas instead of food you have a 5 gallon tank that only holds 2.. every time you see a minty stock bike you think ''what a waste''..lol u hit up your local dealership looking for used tires 4 ur bike in the back pile you have a disappearing license plate Every time you let go of something your left hand instinctively does a champion people always ask how you wrecked to put a dent like that in the top of the tank people ask why you have two clutches if you lose your license every year your way of changing your back tire is by blowing it up you ride to the spot telling yourself not to wheelie, then you come up beside a car load of hotties and the inner stunter just cant stop the urge you know the traffic laws better than most cops in ur area. you're on a first name basis with local law enforcement you have a police scanner mounted where gauges should go your the only person on ebay buying stock parts instead of performance parts. Especially damaged parts. when you wreck you lay there thinking what did i do wrong then try it again you visualize youself doing stunts in every parking lot u pass by you say to the wife that i am going for a quick ride and end up in jail for 24 hours When your wife tells you that you treat the bike better than you treat her....and you can't disagree you have more zipties than bolts You can accurately diagnose an injury before you stop tumbling... When you get pulled over (and actually stop) you instinctively "assume the possition"... Speed limits are a rough guideline... You wear out helmets as fast as shoes... Your bike gets painted weekly so not to be recognized... Instead of family portrats you have framed X-Rays on your walls... Your doctor thanks you for the new condo in Hawaii and offers to let you use it for a week... if the speedo is off by more than 20 mph and the only reason it's still on the bike is for the low fuel light. |
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08-10-2009, 11:12 PM
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| Senior Member  Joined: Jun 2008 From: N-Town Posts: 1,745
I Ride: CBR 954RR and what ever else I want |  Quote:
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08-10-2009, 11:39 PM
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| Senior Member  Joined: May 2008 From: The Hood Posts: 3,378
I Ride: 03 F4i |
Damn, the low fuel light! I knew I was overlooking something when I mounted my gauges under the gas tank! F**K!!! Oh, funny list. Gotta go rerun some wires now.
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08-11-2009, 03:16 AM
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| Senior Member  Joined: Jul 2008 From: Nampa, Id Posts: 3,813
I Ride: 06 GSX-R1000, 01 Yammy V-Turd 650, and 1979 Honda CM 185 Twin Star putt putt project |
lol some of those arent just stunters. half of those fit the race scene too lol
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08-11-2009, 12:07 PM
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| Senior Member  Joined: Jun 2007 From: Boise, Idaho Posts: 1,889
I Ride: 2006 Ninja GSXR 636 | Those are great!
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